Zombie Energy Drinks!

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There’s a common bit of heavy-handed social criticism popular among zombie fans regarding mass consumerism and the living dead. It’s a tired old cliche, but if you’re out there braving the Christmas shopping season it’s pretty easy to see the connection!

Don’t get caught mindlessly stumbling from store to store in a slow, tired shuffle. There are plenty of zombie-themed energy drinks out there to keep you wide awake and wired! We happened to stumble upon three just this weekend.

Zombie Survival Can – Each 8.4 oz can explains the can’s use as a survival mechanism should there be a zombie apocalypse. Drink up – you don’t want to be in the dark, trust me.

Zombie Awake The Dead – Each 8.4 oz can of energetic, drink is sure to awake the dead!

Resident Evil T-Virus Antidote – The sought after antidote made by the Umbrella Corporation is now available as an energy drink. 8.4 oz cans contain the sweet cure.

All three energy drinks are made by Boston America, fine purveyors of silly novelty items. If you’re in the market for some tasty Ectoplasm, a Romulan Ale or even a Flaming Moe… be sure to stop by their official website! The dirty secret, of course, is that they’re all actually the same drink. Good luck out there, and stay frosty!

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2 Responses to Zombie Energy Drinks!

  1. Matt says:

    I’ve had Zombie Awake the Dead. It tastes like redbull.

  2. steviegill says:

    Bit cheeky that they’re all the same drink. Still, good novelty items I suppose. My girlfriend bought me several novelty zombie gifts for Christmas. I can’t enough of the zombie outbreak hazard tape, I’ve stuck it on everything (I think she might be regretting that purchase).

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