Zombie’s Food Truck?

One of the last things i’d ever associate with the inevitable zombie apocalypse is veganism. I mean, okay sure… after seeing a few of your friends devoured by the undead, you might reconsider ever eating another living creature. But full-blown veganism? During the zombie apocalypse? That’s just going to make you a fussy little nuisance.

Thankfully we still live in a world where you can indulge in such morally ethical luxuries. Therefore, naming your food truck after zombies is either a patronizing swipe at normal, meat-eating Americans or some kinda’ cutesy, tongue-in-cheek thing… i’m not sure which. But either way Zombie’s Food Truck of Fort Worth, Texas has some tasty looking items on their menu!

Zombie’s Food Truck is the result of a husband and wife’s dream of sharing their bold tastes in vegan cuisine with others. We strive to serve you great food that will have you coming back over and over again like an insatiable zombie horde.

So come out and see us, we can’t wait to see you!

You can check their official website for more information including a menu and calendar of upcoming events. Because, hey… if you like Sloppy-Joes, bulgogi or chorizo maybe you’ll settle for some kinda’ half-assed vegetable imitation instead!

Seriously though, enjoy your vegan cuisine now. Because when the zombie apocalypse comes, none of us will care that you’re debating whether or not some shrub is poisonous while we feast on fish and venison!

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3 Responses to Zombie’s Food Truck?

  1. steviegill says:

    If it comes down to it, we might have to resort to cannibalism – the other, other white meat.

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