Andy Samberg, a struggling comedian best know for um… hmmm. Space Chimps, maybe? I don’t know. Anyway, the ex-SNL cast member appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live! the other night to debut his new public service announcement. Unfortunately he just regurgitates the government-issued talking points about “bath salts” and “cannibalism.” Way to be a part of the Hollywood-industrial complex, Andy!
Instead of warning the nation about the inevitable zombie apocalypse, Samberg chose to toe the line. I’m sure that Comrade Clooney or Czar Baldwin can pull a few strings and eventually reward him with a position in the Office Of Propaganda. But we know the truth; these are zombies and zombies can’t be reasoned with!