A few years ago Sears turned their website into a Halloween zombie wonderland… but refrigerators and washing machines ain’t got nothing on the Sportsman’s Warehouse! From machetes to first aid kits, they’re serious about making sure that you’re prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.
The world as we know it will never be the same. The air is filled with smoke and screams. Gunfire is in the distance. The virus that caused so many people to die is not finished. The dead have risen. It is the Zombie Apocalypse.
In this scenario, would you be prepared? The answer, most likely is no. If you want to avoid a major decomposition problem and a craving for human brains, there are a few provisions that are necessary for survival.
Let’s face it… the kind of people who actually shop at the Sportsman’s Warehouse will be sitting pretty when the dead rise from their graves. But the rest of you should probably stop by the official website and check out their helpful “Zombie Training Materials.” And, if you even want to have a prayer of getting into my safehouse… be sure to spare no expense on the “Zombie Ready Ammo” page!