Since climbing out of my personal underground zombie bunker, it’s become painfully obvious that my eyes are gonna’ need some time to adjust to natural sunlight again. And i imagine my friends and family are wondering where i’ve been for the last two weeks. So in the meantime, may i suggest you visit the professional zombie survivalists at Zurvived.it:
It’s your one-stop-shop for everything zombie. Survival tips. Zombie-whacking gear. And how to spot the signs of the undead apocalypse. It’s coming – it’s just a matter of when.
So check out our videos for valuable tips. Join our forums and meet fellow Zurvivers – you’re going to need all the help you can get. Study our guides and learn all you can.
Truthfully, i could only watch a few minutes of that myself. But if you don’t mind getting your zombie news from a couple of hipsters, by all means… go check ’em out. They’ve got an official website, message-board forum, YouTube Channel, Facebook page and Twitter accounts. Me? I’m blogging on a computer at the public library… and i’m pretty sure the homeless man next to me just touched my leg.