An evil doctor hunts his escaped, teenage assassin to a highschool where he unleashes a zombie virus. But thanks to the chlorine in the swimming pool, the girls’ swim team remains unaffected. They eventually join forces with the teenage assassin Aki in a battle for their lives.
Best Scene: Vagina laser. You’ll just have to see the movie.
Worst Scene: The evil doctor plays his rape flute (don’t ask) to hypnotize Aki. But somehow it plays organ music instead, and he manages to keep talking at the same time.
Engrish Please: I’m not really sure why, but one of the teachers tries to speak all her lines in English. Maybe she’s supposed to be the English teacher or something, but it’s so horrible that they actually needed both English and Japanese subtitles.
Attack Girls’ Swim Team vs. the Undead
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