La, la, la… i’m a German soldier walking through the forest. Oh crap! I’ve been shot, and they’re throwing my body into a nearby lake.
Okay, it’s been about ten years or so… might as well become a zombie. Grrr! Hey look, a little girl is offering us a bowl of tomato soup. Oh no! It was a trick, and now we’re being torched by flamethrowers. The end.
Best Scene: An entire women’s volleyball team goes skinny-dipping while the zombies (and cameraman) lurk directly below them.
Worst Scene: Wait a minute, that lake is totally a swimming pool covered in black tarps. Is that a drain?
Touching Moment: The zombie father meets his young daughter for the first time. Awwwww.
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